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Ali Assem — The Tech Butcher

I'm Ali. I take software apart to find out how it actually works, then put back only the parts that earn their place. Trim the fat. Storefronts, Telegram agents and macOS tools — every one of them shipped from Egypt on free infrastructure, without a credit card.

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The parts come documented. The seams don't. That's my trade.

Anyone can saw through bone. The whole trade is knowing where the joint is.

House rules

Five things I don't negotiate about.

01

Fail loud

A system that dies quietly is worse than one that crashes, because nobody comes to fix it. Everything I build reports its own state — health endpoints, status pages, a bot that tells me before a user has to.

02

Free tier or it doesn't ship

No credit card. That isn't a phase, it's the design constraint — and it's why I know exactly where the edges of Cloudflare, Neon and every free model provider are.

03

Never trust the client with money

Totals get recomputed on the server, always. A price that arrives from the browser is a suggestion, not a fact.

04

Build for where you actually are

Netlify and Vercel domains don't resolve where I live, so I don't build on them. I pick rails that work in Egypt first and everywhere else second — which turns out to be a good habit anywhere.

05

Ship, then sharpen

Small steps, live, with the thing running in front of me. I'd rather cut once and adjust than plan for a week and find out I was filling the wrong order.

The curing room

Built, working, not released yet. Hanging until they're ready.

01 handoff-7 Unreleased One command that dumps a project into a seven-file packet another AI can boot from cold — decisions, dead ends, and the environment the last session quietly relied on. Claude Code command · Markdown + YAML
02 wise-men Unreleased A council of AI members, blind reviewers and one appointed dissenter that argue through stages before anything reaches me. Evaluated against plain single answers on a fixed question set. Agent protocol · Tool-restricted subagents
03 freeride-bot Built, not deployed The router idea from Bash pulled out on its own: stack free tiers, cool one down the moment it rate-limits, fail over without dropping the conversation. TypeScript · grammY

The butcher

One of one. I sharpen my own knives.

I learn a stack by gutting it.

Nobody taught me this. I take the thing apart — a storefront, a bot, an app that stopped working — until I can see which parts are load-bearing and which are just there. Then I rebuild it with less.

That's also how I read other people's software. When something dies, I'd rather reopen it on my own bench than wait for whoever built it to come back. Most of what's on this page started that way.

I'm studying computer science at Sadat Academy, in Cairo, and I ship in short sharp sessions rather than long ones. Available for remote work.

Trade
Full-stack builder · AI wrangler
Knives
JavaScript · Node · Python · SQL · Shell
Bench
Cloudflare edge · Neon · Turso · Telegram · macOS
Studying
Computer Science, Sadat Academy
Hosting bill
$0.00 — and staying there
Location
Egypt (UTC+2)
CUT & PACKED IN EGYPT · NO ANIMALS HARMED · ONLY BUGS · الجزار التقني EST. 2026